an absolute travesty this Simpsons clip isn’t on YouTube in full by itself because I would fight for the honor of it being one of the best jokes in the entire show
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Cats with knives.
give every cat a knife 2kRightNow
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i know this was probably amicable and he just wanted to retire but i’m imagining a board meeting where chris pratt ousts charles martinet like the fucking green goblin
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What if I told you the sword is really small but the fellow is even smaller
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An important message to heterosexuals, listen carefully: you do not, and I repeat do NOT, have to marry someone you actively dislike, don’t enjoy spending time with and/or whose hobbies you despise. You do not have to do that!! stop doing that!!!
“hahaha I hate my wife and made an entire room of the house dedicated to evading her company”
“hahaha I hate my husband and I drink industrial quantities of wine to cope with having had kids with him”
MAYBE STOP?
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dear god please let our new baby octopus feel confident enough to move out of her corner hiding spot today while i’m on exhibits so i can see her properly for the first time amen
she stuck out a single arm before changing her mind and deciding the rest of the tank is too scary, far too scary by far she is scared
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if i told you what rhis sounded ljke i dont think youd believe me so just listen
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