killercottoncandy:

i gotta carry my phone around with me 24/7 just in case no body texts me 

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mmguitarbar:

Evidently Lincoln is doing well in theaters despite historical evidence to the contrary.

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All the single ladies

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an-australasian-writer:

simple solutions motherfuckers

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What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at Hogwarts

oh-my-red-vines:

elizaabettta:

I mean, 

• Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
• They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
• They live right by the kitchen.
• Their head of house teaches herbology.
• “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
• Slytherins obviously do cocaine.

#THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY #YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME #I MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN HIGH TO THINK OPENING THE EGG IN A BATH WAS A LEGIT IDEA

THIS TAG OMG.

omfg

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evanedinger:

I feel like I’ve gained 50 pounds in the last hour

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"The thing is, you have to be really creative with names. Like, if you had a rollercoaster that took off really fast and then came to a crashing halt, you could name it ‘Frankie Muniz’s Career.’"

My Brother. (via emilyebullient)

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naveregnide:

Hipster McFly

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escapekit:

Yo momma is a shitty graphic designer 

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wasabisunshine:

sirmitchell:

Pen Ward, creator of Adventure Time teamed up with some of his friends to make this Pokemon parody that will make you fart with laughter. 

kinda really really love this

nohetero:

See what I did thar?

pffffhahah

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